11/29/2007

Armor For Dogs (And Squirrels)




The Pitbull Armory makes armor for your dog. And also some for squirrels. I'm definitely buying this for my dog, and the squirrels in my yard. This time when we perform our annual squirrel- versus- dog Braveheart reenactment, I won't have to pay so much in vet fees.

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11/28/2007

Bet You Don't Know Where NYC Manhole Covers Come From

Ok, you guessed it. They're made by these barefoot guys slaving in a factory in India. Click the link on the mid left for a an audio slideshow. Anything to save a buck, eh guys? eh? *sigh*

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This Guy Reviewed "2 Girls 1 Cup" For His College Film Class


Contrary to the professor's obvious confused revulsion, I thought the review was pretty well done. If you don't know what "2 Girls 1 Cup" is, you're both missing out, and blessed for not having seen it. It's a short video that has swept the internet like Jose's broom over the dining hall floor. It's a visual train wreck; the perfect storm of a revolting scenario, classical music, and two women who's parents must be oh so proud. If you are curious and brave enough to watch what could quite possibly be the most vile, yet torturously captivating thing you will ever see, you can google for "cupchicks." That's right, I'm not linking to it. If however you've already witnessed what is no doubt the opening of the sixth seal of Armageddon, just read this guy's report on it. It's damn funny.

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**UPDATE** There are plenty of reaction videos out there showing people's reactions to the video mentioned above. I just had to post this one of somebody's poor grandmother.

Politically Incorrect Ads From The 50's


Apparently, if your wife prepared the wrong brand of coffee, it was common practice to lay her on your lap and spank her. Was this tongue in cheek sexual back then, or straight up about beating on your special lady friend?

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A Short Comic

How Much Alcohol Would It Take To Kill You?

It would take 22 bottles of Pabst Blue Ribbon to kill me, but only 19 bottles of Mickey's Ice. Hmmm.

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And Now The Obligatory Elephant Throwing Darts At Balloons

Bizarre Items From The Skymall Catalog

I love the SkyMall catalog. It contains items so worthless and overpriced, that only people captive at 30,000 feet, stuffed between two fatties and breathing festering, recycled air would even think about buying them. Ahhh, the friendly skies.

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Katt Williams On Killing "Insurgents" (NSFW)

Fail.

Oddly Mesmerizing Video Of Melting Bunnies

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11/24/2007

Guy Gets A DUI On A Lawnmower - Absolutely Hilarious

It gets so good at the end. Watch the whole thing.

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11/14/2007

These Guys Are Really Smart

A great video of how not to push a car over. My favorite part is at the end when the guy seems to just yell at it. Very effective.

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How CNN Manages To Suck More Than Fox News

11/13/2007

More Rap Songs Translated Into Charts And Graphs









Mystery Ghost Cloud Has Come To Kill Us All, Wash Our Windows

This mysterious, blue ghost cloud appeared on a gas station's surveillance video. It does seem to move purposely. Judge for yourself.

The World's 25 Weirdest Toys

As you may have guessed, most of these come from everyone's favorite land of plastic insanity - Japan.



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Fast Food: Ads Vs. Reality

Some pics of what they show you, versus what you actually get. I don't care what they look like, those KFC bowls are like having sex with Thanksgiving.

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11/12/2007

The Latest From Kelly

Let Me Borrow That Top
Just keep watching. It's worth it. I actually heard this song on XM radio, and I was so disturbed I pulled the E brake going 73 miles per hour. It was worth it.

When Pranks Go Wrong

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Amazing Wingsuit Basejumping

These guys either have a severe lack of adrenaline, are incapable of feeling pain, or are just plain nuts.

F1 Lawnmower



It's CGI rendered, but still cool. More pics.

Rap Songs Represented In Charts And Graphs








11/10/2007

Father/Son and Mother/Daughter Split Portraits


Very cool portraits made merging photos of 2 family generations.




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Mindless Self Indulgence / Pokemon Mashup

Bitches love me cause the know that I can rock. NSFW

NPR's New Music Site

NPR has just launched a site where you can listen to tons of free music and NPR programs. Check it out and edumacate yourself a bit.

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Cool Porcelain Coke Cans


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Gangsta Breath Mouth Spray

Check out this mouth spray made especially for the G's, Lieutenant.

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11/07/2007

Fail.

Some Cool Art Pics

NSFW - Naked Chicks

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And a random picture I thought was cool.


Funny Celebrity Look Alikes

They get funny as you go on.

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Sad But True

11/06/2007

The Bunny Suicides

Some of these are pretty funny.

11/05/2007

I Enjoyed This

A logician saves the life of a tiny space alien. The alien is very grateful and, since she's omniscient, offers the following reward: she offers to answer any question the logician might pose. Without too much thought (after all, he's a logician), he asks: "What is the best question to ask and what is the correct answer to that question?" The tiny alien pauses. Finally she replies, "The best question is the one you just asked; and the correct answer is the one I gave."

The Burger Trick

How did he do that?

The Airline Credit Card Prank Calls

This guy is a hero.

http://www.zug.com/credit/airline/

11/03/2007

Sarkozy Is Short


France's President Sarkozy is pretty damn short.

The Jesus Lizard

I could watch this thing run all day. Skip to -.50 if you're an impatient prat.

What A Revelation

Slow Mo Of A Popcorn Kernel Popping

11/01/2007

For some reason this cracks me up over and over.

We May Be In Trouble

Supposedly, this video shows U.S. soldiers training Iraqi troops. If it is authentic, we could be in big trouble.