Filthy Bluff

M.I.A. - Born Free

2010-04-26T22:40:00.003-04:00

Disturbing political commentary. Warning, graphic.

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.

Facebook - Download All Photos Tagged With You

2009-04-16T18:08:00.006-04:00

Ever thought, "I wish I could download all those incredibly unflattering Facebook photos that others have so kindly uploaded to the permanent annals of the internet and tagged with me in one easy click?" Well think no more. Some wonderful asshole named Martey Dodoo has created a program that does just that.

The creatively named Photo Downloader will download all photos tagged with your mug from Facebook and save 'em on your computer.

The program can also download your photo albums, and friends' photo albums.

You can download the program from Martey's page here. While you're there, think about donating a buck or two you freeriding twat; Martey hasn't eaten in days.

Anyway, to use the program:

1. Download
2. Run the .exe
3. Open your browser
4. Click "Login"
5. Login
6. Click "Done"
7. Click the type of photos to retrieve
8. Pick a save spot
9. Click "OK"
10. Enjoy your sweet, sweet low-res photos.

Walk it out.

2008-11-22T14:48:00.002-05:00

Huge.

2008-11-04T23:28:00.003-05:00

From http://www.patrickmoberg.com/

Robotic Snake Crawls on Land, Swims In Water

2008-06-30T16:42:00.003-04:00

This is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time. Just check the video, then remember all the metal tentacled robots you've seen in the movies. Yep, they will soon eat you.

Read more about it here

Happy Microscope Loves Science

2008-06-09T17:27:00.002-04:00

It's Not A Compound

2008-04-24T01:06:00.004-04:00

Creepy, yet excellent and insanely catchy mash up of polygamist cult members and their (not a) compound.

Cargo Train Tanker Car Implodes

2008-04-20T01:51:00.000-04:00

Golden Eagles Hunt Mountain Goats

2008-04-17T12:15:00.002-04:00

WARNING: This is real nature. Nature can be brutal. Don't watch if you think nature is always fuzzy and cute. Thank you.

Tennis Player Beats Himself In The Head

2008-04-10T01:55:00.003-04:00

Best Burglary Ever

2008-04-02T21:31:00.002-04:00

Stop, Hammer Time.

2008-03-30T18:22:00.001-04:00

The grandma knitting three feet away takes this video from awesome, to Epic.

Busta Rhymes pwnz a British woman for calling him ignorant

2008-03-28T11:45:00.001-04:00

Busta Rhymes Owns Stupid British Woman - Watch more free videos

WTF?

2008-03-23T20:18:00.002-04:00

Ambigram

2008-03-23T19:01:00.003-04:00

Call It.

2008-03-21T17:03:00.001-04:00

Four-Legged Big Dog Quadruped Robot Is So Lifelike It's Creepy

2008-03-17T18:02:00.002-04:00

See for yourself, and make sure to watch the part at 1:25 where it walks onto ice:

Fail.

2008-03-16T02:00:00.002-04:00

Crazy Lesbian Girlfriend With Clown Fetish Caught On Cheaters (NSFW!)

2008-03-14T18:34:00.005-04:00

If it doesn't show up, disable adblock for this page, or try this link.

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Photos Of Uncle Dirty

2008-03-09T11:44:00.001-04:00

Some pics are NSFW

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Mentos Really Does Boost Confidence

2008-03-07T15:44:00.001-05:00

Way funnier than I thought it would be. Watch til the end.

Mentos Boosts Confidence With Ladies Video

Now You Can Finally Shoot The Dog

2008-03-07T15:41:00.001-05:00

Duck Hunt Tramp Stamp

Blog: Stuff White People Like

2008-02-19T00:54:00.003-05:00

A blog all about "stuff that white people like." Pretty damn funny, the banner alone had me laughing.

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Yale Courses Online For Free

2008-02-17T23:04:00.002-05:00

Who needs $100K in loans? Load up your Ipod and get a college education.

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Impossible Movement - This Is Weird

2008-01-27T23:52:00.000-05:00

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the ground and make clockwise circles with it. Now with your right hand, draw a "6" in the air in front of you. Your foot will change direction. You can't stop it.

Disturbing Poodle Workout Video For Humans

2008-01-27T14:47:00.000-05:00

Jersey's Unique Brand Of Douchebag

2008-01-27T14:28:00.000-05:00

Douchebaggus Jersius was recently discovered in the wild. Not much is known about the species, but members are relatively easy to spot, as they are nearly identical in appearance. Characteristics of the newly discovered species include a tendency to push one's mouth into a pucker, massive overuse of fake tanning liquid, large earrings and jewelry, heavily waxed eyebrows, and a standard haircut consisting of a high, short fade, that turns into a flame-like puff at the top of the head.

Honestly, what the hell is wrong with these people?

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Do's And Don'ts About Caring For A Baby

2008-01-24T12:59:00.000-05:00

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DARPA Creates Cigarette Sized Unmanned Flying Robot

2008-01-20T16:57:00.000-05:00

What the hell are we going to do when somebody fits these with a weapon? How would you defend against this thing? Ugh, jesus, at least we'll be able to play guitar hero in our living rooms, free from the floating death of flying cigarette robots.

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Man Turns Wii Technology Into The Future Of TV

2008-01-20T16:06:00.001-05:00

This is absolutely amazing. This guy is using off the shelf Wii controllers to turn his TV from a flat screen into a 3D virtual reality box.

(Skip to 2:25 if you are a jerk and don't care how it works.)

If Websites Were People At A Party - Really Funny

2008-01-18T15:00:00.000-05:00

These guys nailed it.

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OK The Last Trick Is Just Insane

2008-01-02T01:56:00.000-05:00

This guy is my new hero. Ricky Jay on Arsenio Hall

Ricky Jay Deals Blackjack

2008-01-02T01:45:00.001-05:00

This one's for E.

Ricky Jay's Amazing Card Tricks

2008-01-02T01:40:00.000-05:00

The Century Of The Self

2007-12-24T17:41:00.000-05:00

The Century Of The Self is a fantastic documentary, produced by the BBC, that examines how Sigmund Freud's nephew helped the U.S. government and U.S. corporations transform the American worker into the American consumer. This four part documentary will really open your eyes (Americans, at least) to some things about the advertising we see every day, how much it changed America, and how it influences us. Turn off "The Hills" or whatever garbage you're watching, and watch something that will actually expand your mind. Or don't, it makes you more easily controllable.

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Boxer Takes A Sucker Punch And Gets Jumped Nasty For It

2007-12-16T13:47:00.000-05:00

Public Fights Boxer - For more funny movies, click here

Amazing Blind Kid Teaches Himself To See With Echo Location

2007-12-16T02:04:00.000-05:00

A short video about Ben Underwood, who lost both of his eyes to cancer at 3 years old. He subsequently taught himself to see by making a clicking sound and reading the echo, like sonar. The things he can do are pretty amazing.

Teen Tourrette's Camp Video

2007-12-16T01:20:00.000-05:00

Cartman's dream.

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Canadian PSA- Prevent Horrific Grease Accidents?

2007-12-16T01:13:00.000-05:00

This is by far the most disturbing legitimate public service announcement I have ever seen. Congratulations Canada, you win the prize for being more psychotic than America in at least one way.

The Well Of Death - OK, This Is Just Insane

2007-12-16T01:02:00.000-05:00

Just wait til the cars get going. Here's a page telling you what's going on. Link

Fail.

2007-12-14T14:53:00.001-05:00

Strange Garfield

2007-12-14T14:52:00.001-05:00

Anybody else think today's Garfield was a little weird?

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This Baby Gives The Evil Eye

2007-12-14T12:50:00.000-05:00

That's a funny baby.

Home Made Spider Mech!!

2007-12-14T12:44:00.000-05:00

Auditory Illusions

2007-12-13T11:27:00.000-05:00

This is the coolest thing the internets have brought me in a long damn time. Go to this page, put on headphones, and listen to the virtual haircut. I guarantee amazement. Guaranteed.

*You have to listen through headphones, numbnuts!*

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Pic Dump

2007-12-10T23:20:00.001-05:00

The Machine Girl Looks Amazing (NSFW)

2007-12-09T04:50:00.000-05:00

Barack Obama Meets Benny Lava

2007-12-07T02:26:00.000-05:00

Oops

2007-12-05T03:15:00.001-05:00

Zero Gravity Dog

2007-12-02T02:00:00.000-05:00

Watch the background.

The First Dance At Some Wedding - Damn Funny

2007-12-02T01:53:00.001-05:00

How To Bring Democracy To The U.S.

2007-12-01T20:47:00.001-05:00

We need instant runoff voting.

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Painful Juxtaposition

2007-12-01T18:57:00.000-05:00

What we do with our wealth.

The picture is from Sudan, 1993. It was taken by acclaimed photographer Kevin Carter. Carter committed suicide in 1994. The skull was created by Damien Hirst. It is made of platinum, and covered with 8,601 diamonds. It is valued at roughly $100 Million.

Some Nice Black And White Photos Of The Female Form

2007-12-01T15:52:00.000-05:00

NSFW - Female Nudity

Dita
Nice Tat
Shadows

Ice Breakers Coming Out With Coke-Baggy Mints

2007-12-01T13:56:00.000-05:00

Ice Breakers (Hershey) is set to release a new mint that looks like cocaine in a little plastic bag. How much you want to bet this gets pulled within days and some suit gets fired?

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Pic Dump

2007-12-01T02:23:00.000-05:00

Defiant Seagull

2007-12-01T02:21:00.001-05:00

Armor For Dogs (And Squirrels)

2007-11-29T18:04:00.000-05:00

The Pitbull Armory makes armor for your dog. And also some for squirrels. I'm definitely buying this for my dog, and the squirrels in my yard. This time when we perform our annual squirrel- versus- dog Braveheart reenactment, I won't have to pay so much in vet fees.

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Bet You Don't Know Where NYC Manhole Covers Come From

2007-11-28T23:14:00.000-05:00

Ok, you guessed it. They're made by these barefoot guys slaving in a factory in India. Click the link on the mid left for a an audio slideshow. Anything to save a buck, eh guys? eh? *sigh*

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This Guy Reviewed "2 Girls 1 Cup" For His College Film Class

2007-11-28T22:58:00.000-05:00

Contrary to the professor's obvious confused revulsion, I thought the review was pretty well done. If you don't know what "2 Girls 1 Cup" is, you're both missing out, and blessed for not having seen it. It's a short video that has swept the internet like Jose's broom over the dining hall floor. It's a visual train wreck; the perfect storm of a revolting scenario, classical music, and two women who's parents must be oh so proud. If you are curious and brave enough to watch what could quite possibly be the most vile, yet torturously captivating thing you will ever see, you can google for "cupchicks." That's right, I'm not linking to it. If however you've already witnessed what is no doubt the opening of the sixth seal of Armageddon, just read this guy's report on it. It's damn funny.

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**UPDATE** There are plenty of reaction videos out there showing people's reactions to the video mentioned above. I just had to post this one of somebody's poor grandmother.

Politically Incorrect Ads From The 50's

2007-11-28T14:22:00.000-05:00

Apparently, if your wife prepared the wrong brand of coffee, it was common practice to lay her on your lap and spank her. Was this tongue in cheek sexual back then, or straight up about beating on your special lady friend?

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A Short Comic

2007-11-28T13:46:00.001-05:00

How Much Alcohol Would It Take To Kill You?

2007-11-28T02:48:00.000-05:00

It would take 22 bottles of Pabst Blue Ribbon to kill me, but only 19 bottles of Mickey's Ice. Hmmm.

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And Now The Obligatory Elephant Throwing Darts At Balloons

2007-11-28T02:43:00.001-05:00

Bizarre Items From The Skymall Catalog

2007-11-28T02:33:00.003-05:00

I love the SkyMall catalog. It contains items so worthless and overpriced, that only people captive at 30,000 feet, stuffed between two fatties and breathing festering, recycled air would even think about buying them. Ahhh, the friendly skies.

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Katt Williams On Killing "Insurgents" (NSFW)

2007-11-28T02:20:00.000-05:00

Fail.

2007-11-28T02:19:00.001-05:00

Oddly Mesmerizing Video Of Melting Bunnies

2007-11-28T02:18:00.000-05:00

Pic Dump

2007-11-28T02:10:00.000-05:00

Guy Gets A DUI On A Lawnmower - Absolutely Hilarious

2007-11-24T21:05:00.000-05:00

It gets so good at the end. Watch the whole thing.

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Hilarious Ducktales Spoof - This is so damn funny

2007-11-21T20:59:00.000-05:00

Fail.

2007-11-16T16:09:00.001-05:00

Your Fill Of Crazy Pictures For The Day

2007-11-16T15:40:00.000-05:00

click me.

These Guys Are Really Smart

2007-11-14T08:48:00.001-05:00

A great video of how not to push a car over. My favorite part is at the end when the guy seems to just yell at it. Very effective.

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How CNN Manages To Suck More Than Fox News

2007-11-14T08:46:00.000-05:00

More Rap Songs Translated Into Charts And Graphs

2007-11-13T20:43:00.000-05:00

Mystery Ghost Cloud Has Come To Kill Us All, Wash Our Windows

2007-11-13T20:30:00.000-05:00

This mysterious, blue ghost cloud appeared on a gas station's surveillance video. It does seem to move purposely. Judge for yourself.

The World's 25 Weirdest Toys

2007-11-13T20:03:00.000-05:00

As you may have guessed, most of these come from everyone's favorite land of plastic insanity - Japan.

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Fast Food: Ads Vs. Reality

2007-11-13T19:48:00.000-05:00

Some pics of what they show you, versus what you actually get. I don't care what they look like, those KFC bowls are like having sex with Thanksgiving.

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The Latest From Kelly

2007-11-12T17:06:00.000-05:00

Let Me Borrow That Top
Just keep watching. It's worth it. I actually heard this song on XM radio, and I was so disturbed I pulled the E brake going 73 miles per hour. It was worth it.

When Pranks Go Wrong

2007-11-12T16:58:00.002-05:00

Amazing Wingsuit Basejumping

2007-11-12T16:36:00.000-05:00

These guys either have a severe lack of adrenaline, are incapable of feeling pain, or are just plain nuts.

F1 Lawnmower

2007-11-12T16:34:00.001-05:00

It's CGI rendered, but still cool. More pics.

Rap Songs Represented In Charts And Graphs

2007-11-12T15:53:00.000-05:00

Father/Son and Mother/Daughter Split Portraits

2007-11-10T14:01:00.000-05:00

Very cool portraits made merging photos of 2 family generations.

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Mindless Self Indulgence / Pokemon Mashup

2007-11-10T13:57:00.000-05:00

Bitches love me cause the know that I can rock. NSFW

NPR's New Music Site

2007-11-10T13:56:00.001-05:00

NPR has just launched a site where you can listen to tons of free music and NPR programs. Check it out and edumacate yourself a bit.

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Cool Porcelain Coke Cans

2007-11-10T13:53:00.000-05:00

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Gangsta Breath Mouth Spray

2007-11-10T13:50:00.000-05:00

Check out this mouth spray made especially for the G's, Lieutenant.

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Fail.

2007-11-07T21:54:00.000-05:00

Some Cool Art Pics

2007-11-07T20:11:00.000-05:00

NSFW - Naked Chicks

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And a random picture I thought was cool.

Funny Celebrity Look Alikes

2007-11-07T20:04:00.001-05:00

They get funny as you go on.

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Pic Dump

2007-11-07T19:45:00.000-05:00

Sad But True

2007-11-07T19:43:00.000-05:00

The Bunny Suicides

2007-11-06T23:11:00.000-05:00

Some of these are pretty funny.

I Enjoyed This

2007-11-05T22:58:00.000-05:00

A logician saves the life of a tiny space alien. The alien is very grateful and, since she's omniscient, offers the following reward: she offers to answer any question the logician might pose. Without too much thought (after all, he's a logician), he asks: "What is the best question to ask and what is the correct answer to that question?" The tiny alien pauses. Finally she replies, "The best question is the one you just asked; and the correct answer is the one I gave."

The Burger Trick

2007-11-05T22:57:00.001-05:00

How did he do that?

The Airline Credit Card Prank Calls

2007-11-05T22:52:00.000-05:00

This guy is a hero.

http://www.zug.com/credit/airline/

Sarkozy Is Short

2007-11-03T23:20:00.000-04:00

France's President Sarkozy is pretty damn short.

The Jesus Lizard

2007-11-03T23:16:00.000-04:00

I could watch this thing run all day. Skip to -.50 if you're an impatient prat.