The Pitbull Armory makes armor for your dog. And also some for squirrels. I'm definitely buying this for my dog, and the squirrels in my yard. This time when we perform our annual squirrel- versus- dog Braveheart reenactment, I won't have to pay so much in vet fees.
Ok, you guessed it. They're made by these barefoot guys slaving in a factory in India. Click the link on the mid left for a an audio slideshow. Anything to save a buck, eh guys? eh? *sigh*
Contrary to the professor's obvious confused revulsion, I thought the review was pretty well done. If you don't know what "2 Girls 1 Cup" is, you're both missing out, and blessed for not having seen it. It's a short video that has swept the internet like Jose's broom over the dining hall floor. It's a visual train wreck; the perfect storm of a revolting scenario, classical music, and two women who's parents must be oh so proud. If you are curious and brave enough to watch what could quite possibly be the most vile, yet torturously captivating thing you will ever see, you can google for "cupchicks." That's right, I'm not linking to it. If however you've already witnessed what is no doubt the opening of the sixth seal of Armageddon, just read this guy's report on it. It's damn funny.
**UPDATE** There are plenty of reaction videos out there showing people's reactions to the video mentioned above. I just had to post this one of somebody's poor grandmother.
Apparently, if your wife prepared the wrong brand of coffee, it was common practice to lay her on your lap and spank her. Was this tongue in cheek sexual back then, or straight up about beating on your special lady friend?
I love the SkyMall catalog. It contains items so worthless and overpriced, that only people captive at 30,000 feet, stuffed between two fatties and breathing festering, recycled air would even think about buying them. Ahhh, the friendly skies.
Some pics of what they show you, versus what you actually get. I don't care what they look like, those KFC bowls are like having sex with Thanksgiving.
Let Me Borrow That Top Just keep watching. It's worth it. I actually heard this song on XM radio, and I was so disturbed I pulled the E brake going 73 miles per hour. It was worth it.
A logician saves the life of a tiny space alien. The alien is very grateful and, since she's omniscient, offers the following reward: she offers to answer any question the logician might pose. Without too much thought (after all, he's a logician), he asks: "What is the best question to ask and what is the correct answer to that question?" The tiny alien pauses. Finally she replies, "The best question is the one you just asked; and the correct answer is the one I gave."
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