1/27/2008

Jersey's Unique Brand Of Douchebag

Douchebaggus Jersius was recently discovered in the wild. Not much is known about the species, but members are relatively easy to spot, as they are nearly identical in appearance. Characteristics of the newly discovered species include a tendency to push one's mouth into a pucker, massive overuse of fake tanning liquid, large earrings and jewelry, heavily waxed eyebrows, and a standard haircut consisting of a high, short fade, that turns into a flame-like puff at the top of the head.

Honestly, what the hell is wrong with these people?

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